Inspirational Short Phrases

• If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
• I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• Never try to drown your troubles… Especially if he can swim.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
• Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out..
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

• By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he’s usually wrong.
• Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have.
• There are two theories to arguing with women.. Neither one works.
• Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
• When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.